Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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