i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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