You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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