think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My ass is underappreciated
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Randomize
