But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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