You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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