I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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