He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Sacagawea was the original milf.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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