I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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