If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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