To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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