Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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