did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
