weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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