Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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