im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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