I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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