just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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