If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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