Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
