Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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