that's an acceptable place to lick
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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