And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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