My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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