I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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