just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she told me i tasted like america
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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