I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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