how hairy? two words: wookie tits
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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