im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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