butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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