IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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