It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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