Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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