Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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