it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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