bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Two words: nipple clamps
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