And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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