is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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