This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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