we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize
