Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
