I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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