i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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