then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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