Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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