Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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