they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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