She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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