trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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