dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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